Thursday, June 3, 2010

Passports, Placebos, and Pickled Salad

So, pretend you're at work and decide to eat lunch on the floor with your co-workers. Only, you're by the door at the desk with your friend and a monitor is hiding your faces.

Your friend pulls out his lunch (which he takes pride in making delicious dishes most every day) and opens his container of what seemed to be salad.

Ok, the smell was a slightly pungent toot smell when he first opened the container as he smiled and said, "Oo! Pickled Salad! Yum!"

Smell wears off, no biggie. ... Right?

While your friend continues to eat his lunch, you look up from your dish and notice something peculiar. Someone is making a face. A face of disgust. A face that looks like they just smelled the fart of the century.

It didn't take long for me to realize more people scrunches their noses and whipping their head around like "Where the crap is that CRAP?"

I suddenly realized. PICKLED SALAD!

I nudged my friend, pointed and snickered. We about died when one girl got up, grabbed the Lysol and started spraying around the room saying, "DAMN! DAMMMMMNNN! THAT STANKS! WHAT'S THAT SMELL??"

Faces red, tears forming in our eyes as the laughter took over -- boss man walks by the door, looks at us and accuses, "IT'S YOU TWO!"

"Does my pickled salad really smell that bad????" ....um, ohmygodyes.

BAHAHAHa!

So, that was one of the better days at work. I'm more looking forward to my vacation in 7 days. Vancouver, Seattle, and Portland! It will be my first time in Canada and I am super excited! I've been to the Bahamas and Mexico, however, never needed a passport. It was very cool getting my official passport. I can't wait to loose my Vancouver virginity and look forward to getting more stamps on the passport as time goes.

Things I'm most looking forward to on my trip:
Vancouver -- Stanley Park, Capistrano Suspension Bridge, Japadogs
Seattle -- Pikes Place, Needle, Bainbridge Island
Portland -- VooDoo Doughnuts!!!

I went to Bishop and Mammoth for Memorial weekend. My face is so friggen' dry it's killing me. Seriously, if I could have one wish, it would be flawless skin. I am so sick of being on antibiotics, creams, blah, blah, etc. and it's really frustrating that it still doesn't work... I'm so impatient.

To end this passage, I am recommending chili sauce and spaghetti sauce mixed. It's good, spicy stuff.

Ciao and Cheers!

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